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    Quote Originally Posted by nephilim View Post
    One long joke
    ...summed up in 3 words.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nephilim View Post
    One long joke
    Only 15 pages long? Sheesh.

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    Well it would be 6 posts worth on here...and they would be long posts...

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    Quote Originally Posted by VeryPC View Post
    Only 15 pages long? Sheesh.
    Read the last two paragraphs, you'll get the idea.

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    Oooo... seeing as how we haven't moved on from telling jokes:

    There are 2 types of people in the world. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data and.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oaktech View Post
    Oooo... seeing as how we haven't moved on from telling jokes:
    This is the Stock2ber thread.

    It's all jokes, all the time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oaktech View Post
    Oooo... seeing as how we haven't moved on from telling jokes:

    There are 2 types of people in the world. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data and.
    Bonus locked!

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    Quote Originally Posted by X-13 View Post
    This is the Stock2ber thread.

    It's all jokes, all the time.
    At the moment it certainly is!

    21 people have submitted jokes and Colin currently has 63 jokes total to choose between.

    [I've got a file]

    Al

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    Quote Originally Posted by VeryPC View Post
    [I've got a file]
    Two files now!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sparkeh View Post
    Two files now!?
    Youbetcha. I'm like the CIA of the forum based daft competitions world.

    Al

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    A few jokes for the afternoon:

    Q: What was born to succeed?
    A: A budgie with a blunt beak.

    A wife went to the police station with her nextdoor neighbour to report her husband was missing.

    The policeman asked for a description. She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 feet, 4 inches tall, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs about 12 1/2 stone, is soft spoken and is good to the children."
    The nextdoor neighbour protested, "Your husband is 5 feet 4 inches tall, overweight, balding, has a big mouth and is mean to your children."

    The wife replied, "Yeah, but who wants HIM back?"
    and finally...
    Q: what do you call a teacher with no arms or legs?
    A: The Head...

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    Quote Originally Posted by nephilim View Post
    One long joke
    Note to anybody else who reads the joke - It's American!

    For 'lever', read 'levver'!

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    I'd chip in some jokes but I can only think of rude NSFW ones!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rawns View Post
    I'd chip in some jokes but I can only think of rude NSFW ones!
    Stick 'em in a .txt file
    Call it NSFW jokes
    ???
    PROFIT

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    Ninja skills!

    Liam, one of our support technicians, demonstrates his awesome power in @Gonk's prize reveal video:



    Good luck for tomorrow everyone. Remember entries are still open, so if you get in now you'll be in the draw from tomorrow onwards until your name is drawn (but will be put back before the star prize PS4 draw). To enter just PM me your professional contact details if you are a UK based IT manager/tech type, OR if you've entered a VeryPC competition on EduGeek before, you can just speak up in the thread that you want back in and we'll add you.

    Al.

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