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    Someone sent me a text earlier. All it said was: ‘A’ ‘G’ ‘N’ ‘B’.

    I think it’s bang out of order.

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    Why do giraffes have such long necks?

    Because their heads are so far away from their bodies.

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    Why can't you play cards in the jungle??
    Because of the cheetahs

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    How do you get a group of Pikachu on a bus?

    You Pokemon.

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    What wobbles as it flies?
    A Jellycopter

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    Jokes to (potentially) cheer up Colin

    A man walks in to a shop and asks for a packet of helicopter crisps.
    The shopkeeper replies, "Sorry, I've only got plain."

    What do you call a septic cat?
    Pus

    Two motorways are in a bar. In walks a skinny strip of pink tarmac who pushes past them, spilling their drinks. The motorways act as if nothing happened.
    A B-road says to them, "You're not going to let him get away with that, are you?"
    The motorways reply, "We're not messing with him! He's a cycle-path!"

    Plenty more where they came from...

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    Can we all just note something?? It is 11:33 and we have not yet had today's Draw video.

    Al, what is going on???

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    What happened when the red ship and blue ship collided?

    Both crews were marooned.

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    How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
    I'll tell you later

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    Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

    Fo' drizzle.

    (I can do this all day )

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    Whats E.T. short for?
    He's only got little legs

    Whats red and sits in the corner?
    A naughty strawberry

    Why are there airports in the Amazon?
    Coz Jungle iz massive


    (apologies if any have been posted before - im off to give myself a slap for such poor joke-age..)

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    I found myself drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda yesterday.

    It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LeightonJames View Post
    How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
    I'll tell you later
    #winning

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    Quote Originally Posted by LeightonJames View Post
    Can we all just note something?? It is 11:33 and we have not yet had today's Draw video.

    Al, what is going on???
    He's redrawing names until mine comes out.

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    How do you confuse an idiot?
    Put three shovels in front of him and tell him to take his pick

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