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    Emergency Jokes:

    Two birds sat on a pirch. One says to the other 'Can you smell fish?';
    Two Fish in a tank. Once says to the other 'Do you know how to drive this thing?'.


    [Sorry]

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    Joke for Colin;

    What did the shepherds wife say to the shepherd.....................

    You herd!!!!!!!!!!!

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    If we are now descending into the darkest recesses of terrible jokes:

    Two mice in the boiler room, which one is in the army?
    The one next to the tank of course.

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    Ok so its silly jokes we are gunning for...


    What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your underpants?
    Your Mum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sparkeh View Post
    Ok so its silly jokes we are gunning for...


    What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your underpants?
    Your Mum.
    O.O that could have been awkward

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    What's Black, White and Red all over?
    A Newspaper

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    Quote Originally Posted by sippo View Post
    Emergency Jokes:

    Two birds sat on a pirch. One says to the other 'Can you smell fish?';
    Two Fish in a tank. Once says to the other 'Do you know how to drive this thing?'.


    [Sorry]
    #winning

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    gifff sweetiess.....

    I man walks into a doctors surgery and says to the doctor "I think I'm a Jelly Bean" The Doctor shouts "get out of my surgery and stop wasting my f***ing time you idiot" The man goes home to his wife and she asks how the appointment went. "he looks at her and says "the doctor bit my head off"

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Imogen.
    Imogen who?
    Imogen life without chocolate

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    It might be cold and rainy, but I’ve decided to put up a marquee in my garden with some funky music and flashing lights in it.

    Now is the winter of my disco tent.

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    Colin...with the overall winner, can you post this?


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    Quote Originally Posted by sippo View Post
    Emergency Jokes:

    Two birds sat on a pirch. One says to the other 'Can you smell fish?';
    Two Fish in a tank. Once says to the other 'Do you know how to drive this thing?'.


    [Sorry]
    Thank you - bonus locked!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nephilim View Post
    Colin...with the overall winner, can you post this?

    You know it.

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    Wait what have I have missed??

    heres a joke.....

    Q: What's black and white and makes a lot of noise? A: A zebra with a drumkit.

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    Ok heres some jokes

    What grey, got 4 legs and a trunk? A mouse going on holiday
    Whats brown, got 4 legs and a trunk? what that you say a mouse coming back from holiday? no your wrong its a suntanned elephant
    Whats green and furry and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? a snooker table

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    Why have elephants got big ears?

    Because Noddy won't pay the ransom.

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