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    Quote Originally Posted by TechMonkey View Post
    What is red and smells like blue paint?

    Red Paint

    OR

    How do you confuse a blond?

    Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
    Bonus locked, and you are maxed!

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    Joke for Colin;

    Whats the bounciest part of France?????

    The Dordogne!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sparkeh View Post
    Hmm ok joke for Colin...

    How does Bob Marley like his sandwiches?

    Wi' Jammin'
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    Quote Originally Posted by bladedanny View Post
    Joke for Col,

    What's pink and fluffy?
    Pink Fluff

    What's green and fluffy?
    Pink fluff feeling sick.
    Cheers @bladedanny you've earned a bonus entry.

    Al

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    My emergency joke(s):

    What do you call a Deer with no eyes? No eye Deer...
    What do you call a Deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no eye Deer...

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    Al, could you possible send me a copy of your VeryPC logo? Doesn't have to be massive, ones i can grab are a little on the small side....

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    Quote Originally Posted by sparkeh View Post
    Ok so geek related jokes:

    Why do programmers mix up Halloween and Christmas?
    Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.

    Whats the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
    Inheritance


    There are two types of people in the world, those who don't understand recursion and those who understand that there are two types of people in the world.

    A mathematician is sitting in a pub working on some calculations with a pint next to him. A policeman walks over and says "Are you aware it illegal to drink and derive?"

    A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, “Can I join you?”.

    Knock, knock.
    “Who’s there?”
    very long pause.
    “Java.”ť
    Some stuff for the mathematicians and programmers amongst you there - not sure if you've hit Colin's target zone with these though!

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    Quote Originally Posted by VeryPC View Post
    Some stuff for the mathematicians and programmers amongst you there - not sure if you've hit Colin's target zone with these though!

    Al
    Hopefully the Bob Marley effort will cause a momentary break in the tears and put a brief smile on his face, its all we can ask for...

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    Quote Originally Posted by SirToby View Post
    Loved it, couldn't have asked for a more funnier video!

    Al. The laptop bag looks awesome however since i'm desktop PC all the way. I'm going to have to take a T-shirt! Bring me the T-Shirt! oh in a medium please (and not in the spiritualist kind)

    also here's my joke, tried to make it Col related.

    Colin once had a meeting in Room 404, He could never find it though....
    T-shirt choice noted.

    Thanks for the joke, bonus earned, you are now maxed out on 3 entries.

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    Quote Originally Posted by X-13 View Post
    Dibs on the laptop bag! [Even though my laptop goes nowhere.]
    Quote Originally Posted by sparkeh View Post
    Rats!
    If other laptop bag winners want to ditch you can send one my way
    Unwanted prizes will be posted in the classified section (http://www.edugeek.net/forums/classified-adverts/) as free give-aways once I've given all the winners so far a chance to choose if they want to keep their prize or swap it for a Stocktober BRING ME THE BOX T-shirt. I'll give you guys a heads up on this thread before I do it so you can be ready to make your claims. Only seems fair you should be in with a decent chance of making first claim, but 'dibs' won't do it I'm afraid. We have no respect for dibs here. We only respect raw desire and lightning fast reflexes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by X-13 View Post
    Dibs on the laptop bag! [Even though my laptop goes nowhere.]
    Quote Originally Posted by CAWJames View Post
    Jokes for Colin

    There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

    When Noah sends his animals to go forth and multiply, a pair of snakes replies “We can't multiply, we're adders”

    Fankoo - bonus locked!

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    Quote Originally Posted by X-13 View Post
    Dibs on the laptop bag! [Even though my laptop goes nowhere.]
    Quote Originally Posted by HaleStorm View Post
    I've not stopped and looked at this thread for ages....have I won anything yet?
    Sorry no - if you do you'll get a PM from me anyway, so you can relax.

    [NO what I mean is, you MUST read every page of the thread to discover if you have won anything, and then lurk here permanently from now on or you might miss your prize! Not really]

    Al

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlBarratt View Post
    Joke for Colin;

    Whats the bounciest part of France?????

    The Dordogne!!!
    Silly sounding words jokes. Class.

    Bonus locked!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little-Miss View Post
    My emergency joke(s):

    What do you call a Deer with no eyes? No eye Deer...
    What do you call a Deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no eye Deer...
    Bonus locked!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little-Miss View Post
    Al, could you possible send me a copy of your VeryPC logo? Doesn't have to be massive, ones i can grab are a little on the small side....
    Sure - check your email in a tick.

    Interested to see what you have planned for it!

    Al

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