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    Joke for Col,

    What's pink and fluffy?






    Pink Fluff

    What's green and fluffy?







    Pink fluff feeling sick.

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    Ok so geek related jokes:

    Why do programmers mix up Halloween and Christmas?
    Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.

    Whats the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
    Inheritance


    There are two types of people in the world, those who don't understand recursion and those who understand that there are two types of people in the world.

    A mathematician is sitting in a pub working on some calculations with a pint next to him. A policeman walks over and says "Are you aware it illegal to drink and derive?"

    A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, “Can I join you?”.

    Knock, knock.
    “Who’s there?”
    very long pause.
    “Java.”ť

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    Quote Originally Posted by VeryPC View Post
    Here come's @SirToby's prize reveal.

    You are either going to love this or it will just give you a headache! Experimental vid, commence:



    Whew! that was kinda tiring. Good luck for tomorrow everyone!

    Remember entries are still open, so if you get in now you'll be in the draw from tomorrow onwards until your name is drawn (but will be put back before the star prize PS4 draw). To enter just PM me your professional contact details if you are a UK based IT manager/tech type, OR if you've entered a VeryPC competition on EduGeek before, you can just speak up in the thread that you want back in and we'll add you.

    Al
    Loved it, couldn't have asked for a more funnier video!

    Al. The laptop bag looks awesome however since i'm desktop PC all the way. I'm going to have to take a T-shirt! Bring me the T-Shirt! oh in a medium please (and not in the spiritualist kind)

    also here's my joke, tried to make it Col related.

    Colin once had a meeting in Room 404, He could never find it though....

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    Quote Originally Posted by SirToby View Post
    The laptop bag looks awesome however since i'm desktop PC all the way. I'm going to have to take a T-shirt! Bring me the T-Shirt! oh in a medium please (and not in the spiritualist kind)
    Dibs on the laptop bag! [Even though my laptop goes nowhere.]

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    Quote Originally Posted by X-13 View Post
    Dibs on the laptop bag! [Even though my laptop goes nowhere.]
    Rats!
    If other laptop bag winners want to ditch you can send one my way

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    Jokes for Colin

    There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

    When Noah sends his animals to go forth and multiply, a pair of snakes replies “We can't multiply, we're adders”


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    Hell yeah! can't wait!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by X-13 View Post
    Wait... my completely unrelated to everything post got me a bonus entry?

    Like a boss!


    Second stupid joke:

    What happened to the cannibal lion?

    He had to swallow his pride.
    Thanks @X-13

    Not sure which "completely unrelated to everything" post you are referring to, but you already have a single bonus for your pic contribution(s). This joke earns you another bonus entry and you are now maxed out on 3 entries.

    Al

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    Quote Originally Posted by mac_shinobi View Post
    I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa.
    Thanks for this Mac - you were already maxed out, but now have a chance of winning the T-shirt too.

    Al

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    Quote Originally Posted by VeryPC View Post
    Thanks @X-13

    Not sure which "completely unrelated to everything" post you are referring to, but you already have a single bonus for your pic contribution(s). This joke earns you another bonus entry and you are now maxed out on 3 entries.

    Al
    Is this Al's way of doing a practical joke on @X-13 or is that him standing his ground / putting his foot down. I can't tell by just reading black n white text etc

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    Another Joke for Colin

    I never thought that I would need to use algebra when I left school. Turns out I was wrong. Algebra is useful in relationships. I mean have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y??

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    Quote Originally Posted by SirToby View Post
    Loved it, couldn't have asked for a more funnier video!

    Al. The laptop bag looks awesome however since i'm desktop PC all the way. I'm going to have to take a T-shirt! Bring me the T-Shirt! oh in a medium please (and not in the spiritualist kind)

    also here's my joke, tried to make it Col related.

    Colin once had a meeting in Room 404, He could never find it though....
    I could do with a laptop rucksack - wonder if its any good

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    Quote Originally Posted by X-13 View Post
    Completely unrelated to everything, the following are 2 things that have been stuck in my head all day.

    Number the first:

    OC ReMix #2049: Super Mario Bros. 3 'Pipes' [Underground BGM] by Seventh Epic - YouTube

    Number the second:

    What are Mario's overalls made of?
    Denim, denim, denim...
    Ah - I think this is what you meant - not got enough Mario experience to get the joke at first. Credit to @VeryPC_Andy for explaining it's a theme tune joke to me!

    You're maxed out on entries now anyway, but feel free to keep the gags coming.

    Al

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    I've not stopped and looked at this thread for ages....have I won anything yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheScarfedOne View Post
    I neeeeeeed one of these!!
    Submit a cracking silly joke then, and you just might win one (if @VeryPC_Colin_M really likes it that is)

    Al



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