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    Quote Originally Posted by X-13 View Post
    Another joke:

    And Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar.

    The barman says "is this some sort of joke?"


    NOBODY SAID THEY HAD TO BE GOOD JOKES!
    Muppets walking into the bar. Didn't they see the bar !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mac_shinobi View Post
    Muppets walking into the bar. Didn't they see the bar !!
    3 men walk into a bar at lunch.

    The sign fell off this morning.

    Erm... more jokes... hmm...

    [Feel free to edit these out if it's not allowed.]

    A baby seal walks into a club...

    So, this guy with a premature ejaculation problem just comes out of nowhere...
    Last edited by X-13; 15th October 2013 at 07:10 PM.

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    So am I. So far I think we're okay (just!) but let's not give the mods any extra work please.

    Al

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    Who called for a mod?? Nothing to see here....walk on by.... :-p

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    Quote Originally Posted by VeryPC View Post
    Check this out. Here's the design for the Stocktober T-shirts that will be awarded in addition to booby prizes and will be offered as a swap for normal prizes if you don't want/need what we pulled out of your box:



    The prizes you don't want will be posted in the classified section of EduGeek as free to a good home for whoever claims them first. We like to see kit being used by someone who needs it even when it seems not very useful to everyone else.

    I'll be PMing all the winners so far for your decision shortly

    Al

    [and yep - that is me. I designed a t-shirt with my own face on *wins pan-global biggest ego prize 2013*]
    I neeeeeeed one of these!!

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    Meant to say that earlier actually, keep it clean....don't want have to start pressing all these extra buttons I've got....

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    For the mods...


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    What is red and smells like blue paint?









    Red Paint

    OR

    How do you confuse a blond?







    Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
    Last edited by TechMonkey; 15th October 2013 at 08:22 PM.

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    Hmm ok joke for Colin...

    How does Bob Marley like his sandwiches?

    Wi' Jammin'

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    Quote Originally Posted by VeryPC View Post
    So am I. So far I think we're okay (just!) but let's not give the mods any extra work please.

    Al
    1381872029394.jpg


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    Post ponies?

    Neigh.

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    This is as close to ponies I will post


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    Quote Originally Posted by nephilim View Post
    This is as close to ponies I will post

    I legit lol'd.

    And choked on smoke...

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