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    evil al.jpgAaaagh - Edugeek has crashed youtube again....

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    Quote Originally Posted by nephilim View Post
    Joke for Colin


    Knock Knock
    Who's there ?
    Colin !
    Colin who ?
    Colin all cars, Colin all cars !
    #newwinning

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    Glad I'm not the only one getting that!... Well not the Evil Al but the no YouTube

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little-Miss View Post
    What did i just watch?!
    Quote Originally Posted by LeightonJames View Post
    Bring me the box, Bring me the box, Bring me the box, Bring me the box, Bring me the box, Bring me the box, Bring me the box, Bring me the box, Bring, Bring, Brin, Brin, Brin, Bring me the box
    Quote Originally Posted by hallb15 View Post
    Aaaagh - Edugeek has crashed youtube again....
    I told you posting on the thread in the video would break the universe!

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    Joke for Colin

    A piece of string walks into a bar and says "Pint of lager please barkeep"
    "Sorry we don't serve string here" replies the barman
    The following day the string tries again, "Pint of lager please barkeep"
    "I told you yesterday, we don't serve string!" he replies
    Undeterred the string goes back the day after, however this time he puffs his stomach out and ruffles his hair a bit before going in. "Pint of lager please barkeep"
    At this point the bartender is about to go mad until he looks at the string and then he says "Hold up, you're not a piece of string are you??"
    "No" replies the String, "I'm a-frayed knot"

    Oldie but goodie!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LeightonJames View Post
    Joke for Colin

    A piece of string walks into a bar and says "Pint of lager please barkeep"
    "Sorry we don't serve string here" replies the barman
    The following day the string tries again, "Pint of lager please barkeep"
    "I told you yesterday, we don't serve string!" he replies
    Undeterred the string goes back the day after, however this time he puffs his stomach out and ruffles his hair a bit before going in. "Pint of lager please barkeep"
    At this point the bartender is about to go mad until he looks at the string and then he says "Hold up, you're not a piece of string are you??"
    "No" replies the String, "I'm a-frayed knot"

    Oldie but goodie!!
    Ha,

    A brain walks into the pub and asks for a Pint

    The barman replies "No way am i serving you"

    Brain says "Why not"

    Barman says "Your out of your face"


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    Quote Originally Posted by kearton View Post
    Colin goes to the doctors and says "I've broken my hip in three places."
    The doctor says "Well don't go there again!"
    Bonus locked!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nephilim View Post
    Joke for Colin


    Knock Knock
    Who's there ?
    Colin !
    Colin who ?
    Colin all cars, Colin all cars !
    Thanks for the Joke - you are already on 3 entries so no further bonus, but a chance of the T-shirt prize (I'll add some XXXLs to the batch)

    Al

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    Quote Originally Posted by LeightonJames View Post
    Joke for Colin

    A piece of string walks into a bar and says "Pint of lager please barkeep"
    "Sorry we don't serve string here" replies the barman
    The following day the string tries again, "Pint of lager please barkeep"
    "I told you yesterday, we don't serve string!" he replies
    Undeterred the string goes back the day after, however this time he puffs his stomach out and ruffles his hair a bit before going in. "Pint of lager please barkeep"
    At this point the bartender is about to go mad until he looks at the string and then he says "Hold up, you're not a piece of string are you??"
    "No" replies the String, "I'm a-frayed knot"

    Oldie but goodie!!
    Bonus locked, and you are maxed out!

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    Quote Originally Posted by VeryPC_Tom_B View Post
    Ha,

    A brain walks into the pub and asks for a Pint

    The barman replies "No way am i serving you"

    Brain says "Why not"

    Barman says "Your out of your face"

    You after a T-shirt with my face on it?

    Al

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    Quote Originally Posted by VeryPC View Post
    You after a T-shirt with my face on it?

    Al
    I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mac_shinobi View Post
    I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa.
    #newnewwinning

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    Wait... my completely unrelated to everything post got me a bonus entry?

    Like a boss!


    Second stupid joke:

    What happened to the cannibal lion?

    He had to swallow his pride.
    Last edited by X-13; 15th October 2013 at 06:47 PM.

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    Another joke:

    And Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar.

    The barman says "is this some sort of joke?"


    NOBODY SAID THEY HAD TO BE GOOD JOKES!

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