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    Quote Originally Posted by ICTDirect_Dave View Post
    She's never going to live this down!

    And Shhh or she'll come get you next.....
    None are safe - do not invoke her wrath by using her name or she will spawn next to you and hurl you across the room like a mere cardboard box.

    Al

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    Quote Originally Posted by VeryPC View Post
    None are safe - do not invoke her wrath by using her name or she will spawn next to you and hurl you across the room like a mere cardboard box.

    Al

    From now on we will all refer to her as simply SHE...

    seriously though, you should get her an account so she can defend herself (read: KILL ANYONE WHO OFFENDS HER)

    Also, 'Spawn' She can teleport too? Nobody is safe!

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    Woohoo! Have just seen the video...
    @VeryPC Can I have number 31 please.....
    Last edited by Devontechie; 2nd October 2013 at 02:44 PM.

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    I've heard that it you say her name three times in the mirror at midnight, your payment terms are made less generous.

    Oh and then she kills you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VeryPC View Post
    None are safe - do not invoke her wrath by using her name or she will spawn next to you and hurl you across the room like a mere cardboard box.
    I need to get a stack of cards that just say [redacted] and get problem staff to read it aloud...

    Me: "Read this..."
    Staff: "Em-AAAARGH"
    Me [to [redacted]]: "What have you got in the way of dooblydoos?"
    Last edited by X-13; 2nd October 2013 at 01:48 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sparkeh View Post
    They do.
    Don't expect a PM today.
    Ta. Yes, spotted I was out of luck today :-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by X-13 View Post
    I need to get a stack of cards that just say [redacted] and get problem staff to read it aloud...

    Me: "Read this..."
    Staff: "Em-AAAARGH"
    Me [to [redacted]]: "What have you got in the way of dooblydoos?"
    You're putting a lot of thought into this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ICTDirect_Dave View Post
    You're putting a lot of thought into this!
    I'm watching a laptop build.

    Or more specifically, I'm watching it NOT install software and preparing to slap it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by X-13 View Post
    I need to get a stack of cards that just say [redacted] and get problem staff to read it aloud...

    Me: "Read this..."
    Staff: "Em-AAAARGH"
    Me [to [redacted]]: "What have you got in the way of dooblydoos?"
    What happens if you say [REDACTED]'s name three times?

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    Can you not make it say the FORBIDDEN Word and save yourself the trouble?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gonk View Post
    What happens if you say [REDACTED]'s name three times?
    [Redacted] spawns, despawns and respawns 3 times in quick succession.

    Her wrath becomes endless and all life turns to ash.

    Quote Originally Posted by ICTDirect_Dave View Post
    Can you not make it say the FORBIDDEN Word and save yourself the trouble?
    What, RM?

    All that'll do is annoy ME.
    Last edited by X-13; 2nd October 2013 at 02:01 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by X-13 View Post

    What, RM?

    All that'll do is annoy ME.
    Aaaaarrrrrgggghhhhhhhhh............ nooooooooooooooo not that word!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gonk View Post
    Aaaaarrrrrgggghhhhhhhhh............ nooooooooooooooo not that word!
    If you react like that to the word... don't visit our school. 99% of our computers are from them.

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    Haha! That word is definitely a no no!, but if you got your RM *shudder* machines saying HER forbidden name maybe you'd get new machines?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ICTDirect_Dave View Post
    Haha! That word is definitely a no no!, but if you got your RM *shudder* machines saying HER forbidden name maybe you'd get new machines?
    hmm... now there's an idea.... I can see a whole new suite of PCs being purchased.... (from @VeryPC of course!)
    Last edited by Gonk; 2nd October 2013 at 02:45 PM.

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