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    ^^ Al, are you monitoring this thread at 10.45pm - that's dedication right there

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    Al...dedicated to the stocktober cause!

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    So I told my wife about the joke compo and she came out with the best joke I have heard in a long time:

    Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?

    To get to the same side.

    Class.

    “Wives, better than you at everything, since the dawn of time."

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    Quote Originally Posted by sparkeh View Post
    So I told my wife about the joke compo and she came out with the best joke I have heard in a long time:

    Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?

    To get to the same side.

    Class.

    “Wives, better than you at everything, since the dawn of time."
    My wife came up with a quite worrying joke yesterday

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    I don't know why?

    To murder someone

    Knock Knock

    Who's there?

    THE CHICKEN!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sparkeh View Post
    So I told my wife about the joke compo and she came out with the best joke I have heard in a long time:

    Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?

    To get to the same side.

    Class.

    “Wives, better than you at everything, since the dawn of time."
    I first heard this joke in an episode of The Big Bang Theory.

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    Quote Originally Posted by X-13 View Post
    A samurai sword IS a katana. [I think...]

    That other weapon is a sai.
    Oh yeah - a sai (which I actually thought was spelled "psi" as in the Greek letter, which makes extremely little sense for an ancient Japanese weapon) - remember that now (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)

    I think I sort of knew the katana thing, but my brain was obviously not on full power yesterday.

    Al

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    Quote Originally Posted by VeryPC View Post
    Oh yeah - a sai (which I actually thought was spelled "psi" as in the Greek letter, which makes extremely little sense for an ancient Japanese weapon) - remember that now (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)

    I think I sort of knew the katana thing, but my brain was obviously not on full power yesterday.

    Al
    Are you on full power today? Are you turned up to 11?

    Up to 12?!


    Random thought: With all these upgrades to the prototype "pen"... soon it'll look like a laptop/tablet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nephilim View Post
    The last day should be Al...dressed as Miley Cyrus in the video of wrecking ball....taking a hammer to the wall of boxes whilst tweaking against Colin who is doubled up as Robin Thicke.....
    Oh god no.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VeryPC View Post
    Oh god no.
    Alternatively... Yes.

    [Note: I in no way endorse this statement and/or any actions taken as a result.]

    Side note: THIS BOX IS STILL HERE! I told Tom [B], he needs to get Al "Shoutypants" Robinson to tell the delivery guys to "BRING ME THE BOX!"

    Le EDIT: Aww yeah, smooth jazz "please hold" music.
    Last edited by X-13; 22nd October 2013 at 10:50 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sparkeh View Post
    And yes, 24 has gone
    Available are: 1, 4, 9, 11, 15, 19, 20, 25, 26, 29 and all together in shouty voice "You can't choose the Playstation, that's the star prize" *wavy hands*
    Thanks Sparkeh.

    Well as I can't have the PS4 or 24, I suppose I will try 29, and failing that 11.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sparkeh View Post
    ^^ Al, are you monitoring this thread at 10.45pm - that's dedication right there
    I'd like to say that I'm permanently plugged into the Stocktobertron like some sort of Borg/Dalek/O'Neill(with 2 "l"s!)when-he-gets-that-computery-spike-through-his-shoulder-in-the-SGC-and-sends-his-little-electronic-tendrils-all-over-the-base/cyberjellyfish but the truth is I heard the alert ping (via the app on mobile) while I was at home and when I had a quick look I gratefully noticed @sparkeh had kindly done my job for me and filled @MrLudwig in on the box numbers available, which I appreciated with a quick "thanks" before putting my head down again. So VeryPC owe me about 4.3 seconds overtime for the hard work I put in last night with that.

    Thanks Sparkeh.

    Al

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    Quote Originally Posted by X-13 View Post
    Random thought: With all these upgrades to the prototype "pen"... soon it'll look like a laptop/tablet.
    Shhhhhhhhhh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by VeryPC View Post
    So VeryPC owe me about 4.3 seconds overtime for the hard work I put in last night with that.
    Yeah, but you round that up to the nearest hour.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrLudwig View Post
    Thanks Sparkeh.

    Well as I can't have the PS4 or 24, I suppose I will try 29, and failing that 11.
    Right you are!

    I'll reveal the contents of box 29 in today's first video.

    Thanks,

    Al

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