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31st July 2011, 04:33 PM #1
Names for computers...
Not sure if this has been discussed before but what is the best name or description of a computer you have heard...
Bumble the legendary Lancashire Oracle has just said
"The email machine's gone into meltdown, whats it called, the computer"
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31st July 2011, 04:46 PM #2
I name them based on location. For example
Laptops are named 1 - what ever for example
Thinclient are like PC's
31st July 2011, 04:50 PM #3
Ours are all named as their serial number using MySysPrep. So for the Dell's its the service tag, and our Panasonic toughbooks its their serial number.
Works for us, we used to use asset tag but people could not even get that right so by automating it they cannot go wrong.
31st July 2011, 04:52 PM #4
Ours are named via room and 01 for teachers machines - if they are connected to a whiteboard they are room-iwb then all student machines are room-02 onwards
For slt and some admin staff computers are called room-staffcode
31st July 2011, 06:43 PM #5
My computers have really boring names but my new wireless network is called Gallifrey
31st July 2011, 06:59 PM #6
I now have following naming convention which is good at making your brain work!
Desktops etc: <2 char ISO cc><3 char city>1 char type><4 dig number> Example: UKWORD0001
Servers: <2 char ISO cc><2 char city><NOS><Function><2 dig number> Example: UKWORMSMAIL01
ISO = Example: UK (United Kingdom)
City = Example: WOR (Worcestor)
NOS: Network Operating System Example: MS (Microsoft)
1 Char Type: D - Desktop N - Notebook etc.
Makes things rather interesting.. and that is just the desktops! AD Structure etc. gets even more fun! hehe
Last edited by EduTech; 31st July 2011 at 07:03 PM.
1st August 2011, 08:40 AM #7
..etc. Can't be doing with long names or even putting the word "Room" before the room name, as it just takes longer to type! Our system we can identify very quickly the computer and it's location and usually no more than 6 characters.
1st August 2011, 08:49 AM #8
Er, guys - I don't think that was what the OP was asking
I think he's asking what is the best user description of a computer/server you've heard
For instance we've a salesman who insists anything that isn't his desktop is 'the internet' - ie: " I can't reach my user area, is the internet down?"
1st August 2011, 09:01 AM #9
workstations are named ws-(room number)-(machine number)
although the best name fore a machine was 'elvis' for the service department laptop which sent a message to the entire service department when the network cable was unplugged informing us that'elvis had left the building'
1st August 2011, 09:03 AM #10
Ugh. The number of people who insist on calling their PC "the cpu" or "the hard drive" here, it does get confusing when they say that their hard drive won't turn on. Just call it a PC!
1st August 2011, 09:12 AM #11
1st August 2011, 09:13 AM #12
Ah someone is on the ball
Originally Posted by Domino
1st August 2011, 09:19 AM #13
- Rep Power
The worst one I've had was someone thinking their monitor was 'the computer' and 'shutting down' was turning off the monitor!
1st August 2011, 09:29 AM #14
I once setup a network in a primary school which had a pc stripped and nailed to the wall as many seem to have... I cringed when the overall computer was labelled "The Harddrive"
1st August 2011, 09:39 AM #15
ok... so i didn't quite read the original post... my bad.
The finance lady at the place i worked when i came out of uni used to her machine as a scientific calculator and the telnet window into the unix box that ran the enterprise management software as 'my programs'.
Each screen had a unique ID in the top corner and she knew that, but as the other IT guy had been there since year dot and knew off the top of his head what screen ID everyone used she just used to call up an demand access to 'her programs' and asking what screen id she was refferring to was a futile excercise.
Eventually, for the sake of my sanity we made a list of screen id's by depertment.
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