Finally it's happened...

[CESIL]

...I have received an email this morning from a young lady called Regina.

She is a young Russian woman who is very keen to start a dialogue with me!

I just hope she is more genuine than the African widow who contacted me about a large sum of money belonging to her husband that she needed help gaining access too!

[mattx]

Don't forget to add her to your basket.

[tech_guy]

I'm sorry, but Regina loves me also! She said in her email that she very much was in love with me by looking at my FaceBook photographs. Amazing considering I don't have any photographs on FaceBook?! I've sent her money for her airfare and she should be over next week. If she's butt-ugly I'll send her over to you in Hampshire.

[LosOjos]

If she's butt-ugly I'll send her over to you in Hampshire.

No, she's a real stunner...

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[teejay]

...I have received an email this morning from a young lady called Regina.

She is a young Russian woman who is very keen to start a dialogue with me!

I just hope she is more genuine than the African widow who contacted me about a large sum of money belonging to her husband that she needed help gaining access too!

Well, if this does work out, I have emails from plenty of suppliers who can offer you tablets to erm 'give you stamina' at very discounted prices.

[jcollings]

You should read this

Delete This at Your Peril: One Man's Fearless Exchanges with the Internet Spammers : Bob Servant
Delete This at Your Peril: One Man's Fearless Exchanges with the Internet Spammers: Amazon.co.uk: Bob Servant: Books

I heard some extracts from it on the radio - very funny.

[FN-GM]

This is my facebook status from yesterday

[LosOjos]

This is my facebook status from yesterday

[mattx]

You should read this

Delete This at Your Peril: One Man's Fearless Exchanges with the Internet Spammers : Bob Servant
Delete This at Your Peril: One Man's Fearless Exchanges with the Internet Spammers: Amazon.co.uk: Bob Servant: Books

I heard some extracts from it on the radio - very funny.

Just ordered it......

[SYNACK]

I'm assuming he's still in Australia, but no where near the massive flooding that is occouring there.

[LosOjos]

I'm assuming he's still in Australia, but no where near the massive flooding that is occouring there.

Fair enough, but what has that got to do with anything that's been said so far in this thread lol?

@FN-GM: glad you're ok mate, but jeez talk about random post! lol