School Consultants 'Earned £170m'

[DaveP]

....They say the £50 billion Building Schools for the Future programme has delivered "hardly any improvements".....

Original news item: School Consultants 'Earned £170m'

[budgester]

Well no surprise there then.

[tech_guy]

Are we surprised? Have we been tuped? Have various companies lined their pockets? Are kids in this country getting a crap education? Answers on a postcard please.

[kingswood]

Are we surprised? Have we been tuped? Have various companies lined their pockets? Are kids in this country getting a crap education? Answers on a postcard please.

On a postcard you say?

Darn. And I wanted to post them on here

[DrPerceptron]

Are we surprised? Have we been tuped? Have various companies lined their pockets? Are kids in this country getting a crap education? Answers on a postcard please.

Don't the answers fit on a stamp?

[mattx]

consultant = FAILED techie......

An IT consultant is a man who knows 101 ways to make love but doesn’t know any women.

And

A man walked into an IT consultant's office and inquired about the rates for undertaking an assignment.

"Well, typically we scope, structure and plan the assignment in advance, and charge $50,000 (plus sales tax and expenses) for three questions", replied the consultant.

"Isn't that ridiculously expensive?" asked the man.

"Yes," the consultant replied, "and what was your third question?"