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    School Consultants 'Earned 170m'

    ....They say the 50 billion Building Schools for the Future programme has delivered "hardly any improvements".....
    Original news item: School Consultants 'Earned 170m'

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    Well no surprise there then.

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    Are we surprised? Have we been tuped? Have various companies lined their pockets? Are kids in this country getting a crap education? Answers on a postcard please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tech_guy View Post
    Are we surprised? Have we been tuped? Have various companies lined their pockets? Are kids in this country getting a crap education? Answers on a postcard please.
    On a postcard you say?

    Darn. And I wanted to post them on here

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    Quote Originally Posted by tech_guy View Post
    Are we surprised? Have we been tuped? Have various companies lined their pockets? Are kids in this country getting a crap education? Answers on a postcard please.
    Don't the answers fit on a stamp?

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    consultant = FAILED techie......

    An IT consultant is a man who knows 101 ways to make love but doesn’t know any women.

    And

    A man walked into an IT consultant's office and inquired about the rates for undertaking an assignment.

    "Well, typically we scope, structure and plan the assignment in advance, and charge $50,000 (plus sales tax and expenses) for three questions", replied the consultant.

    "Isn't that ridiculously expensive?" asked the man.

    "Yes," the consultant replied, "and what was your third question?"
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