Honestly, you just can't make it up anymore.
Why trendy cupcakes may be as addictive as cocaine | Mail Online
The only thing that would have made this better would be if they'd slipped in a final, little sentence implying that cupcakes may also cause cancer.
At least it makes change from video games being the bogeyman, eh?
(put this in the Jokes forum cos honestly, where else would it fit?)