Friday Joke(s)

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Originally Posted by MK-2

i was merely saying that i thought this forum might not look too kindly on jokes about domestic violence, perhaps i'm wrong and we can all break out the racist jokes and jokes about having sex with underage kids too

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I did realise that, and I apologise that I didn't make that clearer.....Most of the blonde jokes are quite funny....

BUT, I don't think anyone would laugh at that one....unless it's Frankie Boyle.

I'd also like to rep you for your previous comment....but gotta spread it around a bit first!

Rep +1 from me

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Originally Posted by aerospacemango

I did realise that, and I apologise that I didn't make that clearer.....Most of the blonde jokes are quite funny....

BUT, I don't think anyone would laugh at that one....unless it's Frankie Boyle.

I'd also like to rep you for your previous comment....but gotta spread it around a bit first!

Rep +1 from me

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Oh so now I'm accepting Rep IOUs am I? What sort of half baked forum do you think this is......oh wait :p

As I was walking around the school earlier, a bunch of kids started throwing chocolate eggs at me.

I'll be honest, I was Kinder Suprise'd...

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Originally Posted by MK-2

Oh so now I'm accepting Rep IOUs am I? What sort of half baked forum do you think this is......oh wait :p

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It's not even an IOU!

I might forget in a few days, and you'll NEVER get it!!!

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Originally Posted by unixman

Q What is the difference between a blonde and a computer?
A You only have to punch the information into a computer once.

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Had me in a fit of giggles!!! :D

A blond and a brunette both jump off a bridge at the same time. Which one hits the ground first?

The brunette as the blond had to stop and ask for directions. ;)

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Originally Posted by MK-2

i was merely saying that i thought this forum might not look too kindly on jokes about domestic violence, perhaps i'm wrong and we can all break out the racist jokes and jokes about having sex with underage kids too

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You are right - it doesn't. Or I don't anyway. But then what would I know - just a middle-aged dried-up old feminist hippy vegetarian tree hugger. Still, deleted it anyway. Let the cries of 'censorship' begin! :)

MY Mother in Law's arthriris has meant she has to give up her job. She can't throw the harpoon any more.

Pinched from Les Dawson.

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.

'First body: Pierre Dubois, Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his 20-year old mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector', says the Coroner.

'Second body: Hamish Campbell, Scotsman, 25, won £50,000 on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile.'

The Inspector asked, 'What about the third body?'

'Ah,' says the coroner, 'this is the most unusual one. Paddy Murphy, Irish, 30, struck by lightning.'

'Why is he smiling then?' inquires the Inspector.

'He thought he was having his picture taken'.