Looks a little american - no safety guards involved :) So it's just a large paper shredder that will also shred chairs and people? :D
Don't get your tie caught in it.
His misses must have been well annoyed when she got home.
Sorry, but shredding a box of Tampax just doesn't impress me. "The machine that destroys everything" - what would impress me would be if you fed it to itself and it destroyed itself.
I get the impression he's feeding it the contents of his bathroom and kitchen!
Edited to add: And wardrobe, garage and shed!!
Makes chopping fruit and veg a doddle! :D lol
that said, it sounds like some of my colleagues eating!!!!