On the other hand, weren't the rules for being "raptured" ridiculously strict? Maybe no-one's noticed that the two people who qualified have gone.
" I would run if it was serious"
Where would he run to? [if it were serious]
I don't know getting rid of all the fundimentalist nutbags in one hit would probably have put the human race foward at least a couple of hundred year in one hit.
No wonder the rapture failed - this was going on in the background:
How God is managing the 2011 rapture - The Oatmeal
Id do a Charlie Sheen!