Is he called Richard?
Could they not have found a fit young copper rather than a podgy old one?!
"Who's making your neighbourhood safer?"
A podgy old man that looks like he hasn't done any exercise since squeezing his way out of the womb and his colleague who couldn't pass the police entry tests so fell back to being a 'constable with no rights'.
No apparently according to the text near his head he's called "Rob" even worse :)
Why does the PCSO look like she's only got one arm?
Rob, eating donuts on duty since 1990.....
Hey don't mock all PCSOs, our local PCSO is very good and shes great at spotting the little blighters on my CCTV footage and then getting them arrested for smashing windows and stuff :) The kids also know that our PCSO will just drop them in it with those higher up if they mess around (probably as she has a teenage daughter at the school) but she is great and a real assett, she would make a great PC :)