In Case Of Nuclear Attack: Advice From City Of Portland, Oregon
Not sure whether to laugh or be saddened by this: Similar to the UK's Government advice: Protect and Survive.
Point 4 and 7 give me the most cause for concern.
4 because putting a newspaper over your head will not protect you from any form of nuclear blast/fallout [none of the advice given here will really help you survive a nuclear attack]
7 because by implication there will be some fatalities as a result of 'what is going on'