Apple Claims New iPhone Only Visible To Most Loyal Of Customers
The Onion News Network strikes again with another ammusing send up...
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Oh, if only they had done a mock video for this one.
"I am proud today to introduce to those who really, truly deserve it, our most incredible iPhone yet," announced Apple CEO Steve Jobs, extending his seemingly empty left palm toward the eagerly awaiting crowd. "Not only is this our lightest and slimmest model ever, but as any truly savvy Apple customer can clearly see, it's also the most handsome product we've ever designed."