NORTH POLE MELTING!!

ICE in melting SHOCKA!!

Our exclusive report from the North Pole brings you these pictures.

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The disappearance of the Arctic sea ice, making it possible to reach the Pole sailing in a boat through open water!! Scientists say the ice at 90 degrees north may well have melted!!

"We are looking at a nationwide trend of crisis proportions," said Clyde Simms, director of the USDCA's potables division and Clinton-appointed Beverage Czar. "If the current rate of melting continues, we may face a situation in which Americans are not assured the option of having an ice-cold beverage in their hands at any given moment."

Exclusive: No ice at the North Pole - Climate Change, Environment - The Independent
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