Russ is having a bit of a mare.
I'm sure it just moved its head and winked at me.
You can lead a Russ to beer but you can't make him drink.
" I said: I need a new OS, not a new ORSS!"
I know I said I could eat a whole horse for dinner but I expected it to be a bit bigger than this :D
Or I know I said I could eat a horse for dinner but I didn't expect the guys to take it literally :D
(both very similar so I'm allowed to bagsey both of them :D)
"Do you think Ric will notice if I put that in my pocket?"
"Look at the legs on that..."
Russ stares at the horse after Ric has just tried to explain the difference between a small horse and a horse that is far away ... Russ is confused as to why Ric put on an Irish accent and kept calling him Dougal.
Russ was quite impressed by little Jenny’s ability to levitate cutlery.
That b@st@rd's just drunk half my pint!!!!
If this is the new Trojan Horse threat I don't think it's going to cause too many problems.
When they told Russ there were horses for courses, he didn't think they meant Starter, Main and Dessert! :D
Terry hadn’t quite adjusted to the breakup of Fun Boy Three. He kept having hallucinations about a little red horse.
After 18 pints of Banks's Smooth, Russ was beginning to fancy his chances with the little filly that kept giving him the eye across the table....
Others brought gadgets and gizmo's but not Russ; he brought his favourite toy horse to the EduGeek show and tell.
EduDyas: "Wish I could ride EduStallion like Ric_ does :("
"so explain it again - is this one small or far away...?"