A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on
the counter. The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag.
The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about one foot high
and sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a
small piano, setting it on the counter as well. He reaches into the bag once
again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in front of the
The little man sits down at the piano and starts playing a beautiful piece
by Mozart! 'Where on earth did you get that?' says the bartender.
The man responds by reaching into the paper bag. This time he pulls out a
magic lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says: 'Here. Rub it.' So the
bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke and a
beautiful genie is standing before him. 'I will grant you one wish. Just !
one wish~~ each person is only allowed one!'
The bartender gets real excited. Without hesitating he says, 'I want a
million bucks!' A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. It is soon
followed by another duck, then another, pretty soon, the entire bar is
filled with ducks and they keep coming!
The bartender turns to the man and says, 'Y'know, I think your genie's a
little deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks.'
'Tell me about it!!' says the man, 'do you really think I asked for a 12
I really hope nobody tries to ring me in the next 5 minutes... I can't stop laughing... :D:D:D
Older than me, but still a classic :)
Have you ever wondered why when you stand up and start screaming in a library everyone looks at you but when you do it on an aeroplane they all join in...?
:D:D Nice, that one gets some rep too
Originally Posted by tech_guy
A mouse walks into a music shop and says to the owner...
"Excuse me, I'd like to buy a mouse organ please"
The owner, leans down, looks at the mouse and then says
"Sure, no problem... Funny really, we had another mouse in her just last week asking to buy the exact same thing"
The mouse looks up in recognition and says
"Ah... that'll be our' monica"