THREE BILLION CANDLEPOWER TORCH - needed to show other men that you can brighten the entire town
Always required for walking home from our local, there's only about 10 yards of the route that isn't lit by street lights!!:-)
Like it Ryan, rep on the way ;)
Nar elsiegee40 is better looking than that :)
Reminds me of a job interview I had with Tesco's when a student. They asked what qualities I could bring to them, and I replied, as I'm tall I can easily reach the top shelves. They didn't find it amusing and strangely enough I didn't get the job! I did second time around though!Quote:
28. Getting things off the top shelf WITHOUT using a ladder or stool! Your height makes you a REAL man.
Not seen Scary Movie? It's Miss Mann, the gym teacher :)
I'll admit i thought it was a man, even after seeing the movie multiple times. *shudder*
Be afraid! And don't look if you are 'squeamish '
"Mann I feel like a woman" :p
Damn now I have that TERRIBLE song in my head GRRRRR
This is really unpc but what the heck it's friday --- at one of my line dance clubs (yes I'm that sad) there was a man undergoing the first stages of a sex change and each week the most requested dance of the evening was shania twain - man I feel like a woman. Old women can be sooooo cruel!
Anyway don't worry my hidden cameras in your bathroom will keep you safe... ;)
ohh Hello Jake rattles the bars on the cage.. :)