In a moment they'll be offering $50M they need to get out of Iraq that their late husband left to them, now that their carefully crafted garbage has outfoxed your spam filter.
EDIT: saying that, a lot of it makes a strange kind of sense... I like the anticipated weather chaos as the Lebanese government decides to distance itself from the Milky Way.
Also hacked: BBC Arabic:
All this on the day that Twitter celebrated its 7th birthday: