A girl goes into ASDA and sees her new boyfriend stacking detergent. "Oi, you told me you were a stunt pilot!"
"No, I said I was on an ariel display team"
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A girl goes into ASDA and sees her new boyfriend stacking detergent. "Oi, you told me you were a stunt pilot!"
"No, I said I was on an ariel display team"
Shakes head.... here's one I was told the other day:
"Why does a squirrel swim on its back?"
To keep its nuts dry... :D
I hear that the Chinese McDonalds has been drawn into the fake meat scandal....
Turns out they've been serving Quarter Pandas'.....
:getmecoat:
That ASDA one actually had me in stitches :\ :getmecoat:
What do you call a burnt Tesco Beef Burger? Black Beauty.
Did you hear about Robert Redford's new film? The Lasagne Whisperer.
A Tesco Value Spaghetti Bolognese walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?