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    50 Shades of Grey

    My wife asked me to get her 50 Shades of Grey, I think I misunderstood as she wasn't happy when I returned with this:

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    It melted my wife's kindle!

    I did hear a far worse joke that I'm not going to tell here.
    Last edited by laserblazer; 7th July 2012 at 12:03 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by laserblazer View Post
    It melted my wife's kindle!

    I did hear a far worse joke that I'm not going to tell here.
    Share please.

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    most women read it pretty quickly, they just flicked all the way through it

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    Lent my kindle to my wife to read 50 Shades of Grey, and now it smells like 50 types of fis... no, probably not entirely suitable

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    Quote Originally Posted by RabbieBurns View Post
    most women read it pretty quickly, they just flicked all the way through it
    Is "flicked" some Aussie euphemism?

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    Quote Originally Posted by synaesthesia View Post
    Lent my kindle to my wife to read 50 Shades of Grey, and now it smells like 50 types of fis... no, probably not entirely suitable
    Bog-house door off a Grimsby trawler in mine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by newpersn View Post
    Share please.
    Yes, go on, do share.

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    Part 2 will be 50 shades of black ??

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    In all seriousness has anyone actually taken the time to read these books??

    I have and can honestly say that they are garbage! I will read most things but there is a week of my life i will never get back now!!!

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    A lot of people I have spoke with are hooked / raving about the books.

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    I have a lot of friends who are raving about it so I read some long extracts and was NOT impressed.
    Personally I think it is a way for women to read a bit of light pron as it is wrapped up in a supposedly 'decent' book

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    Quote Originally Posted by laserblazer View Post
    Is "flicked" some Aussie euphemism?
    not aussie, thought it was a uk thing. maybe just Scottish then

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    Quote Originally Posted by LeightonJames View Post
    In all seriousness has anyone actually taken the time to read these books??

    I have and can honestly say that they are garbage! I will read most things but there is a week of my life i will never get back now!!!

    My wife read the first one. She summarised it for me by saying "It's badly written filth."

    Apparently the movie writes have been sold for it too so expect it in a borderline porn movie format sometime soon.

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    I know a lot of women who love it... So far the opinion appears to be:

    Book 1 - Good
    Book 2 - Not so good
    Book 3 - The best of them.

    I don't see what the problem is for everyone to be hooked on trash/pron novels. If people want to read a bit of kinky stuff, fair enough.

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