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    Self defense bedside table

    James McAdam [Porfolio]

    Is it wrong that i kind of want one?

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    That looks extremely silly.

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    That's looks pretty cool, but.............

    I've always found my 12-gauge sufficient


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    A tad extreme don't you think?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DT2 View Post
    That's looks pretty cool, but.............

    I've always found my 12-gauge sufficient

    Pffft, claymours

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    Quote Originally Posted by AgnosticAdvice View Post
    A tad extreme don't you think?
    ^^^

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    Quote Originally Posted by DT2 View Post
    ^^^
    The Do not disturb sign is not for decoration

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    The raised round insert on the base of the table will break your arm if you actually tried to use it as a shied to block a heavy blow. Also, the wider section at the base of the club where you hold it would make it uncomfortable / painful to use as a weapon as well.

    A good old baseball bat under the bed and a wife who is horrifically scary without makeup is all you need as a deterrent these days to make sure you get a sound nights sleep

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    I'm moving to Canada in a month so soon to be 2 dozen alarm mines to keep the coyotes/racoons at bay.... though I think maybe synack has the right idea with claymores....
    Last edited by DT2; 21st May 2012 at 10:33 AM.

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    Claymores as in the explosives, or the sword? I sleep soundly knowing that in any given room there is a sword (including a claymore - the Scottish broadsword variety that measures about 5' tall).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sephiroth View Post
    Claymores as in the explosives, or the sword? I sleep soundly knowing that in any given room there is a sword (including a claymore - the Scottish broadsword variety that measures about 5' tall).
    The bang type... taking out coyotes with a broadsword is not really my forte.... But it sounds like fun.

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    I'll let you try that one I think... Though could be more fun for me with bow and arrows ^^

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    Quote Originally Posted by DT2 View Post
    I'm moving to Canada in a month so soon to be 2 dozen alarm mines to keep the coyotes/racoons at bay.... though I think maybe synack has the right idea with claymores....
    Assuming N+1 coyotes, you'd spend a fortune on window cleaning materials. (*boom* *meaty splosh*)

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    Quote Originally Posted by DT2 View Post
    That's looks pretty cool, but.............

    I've always found my 12-gauge sufficient
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    Then you'll be wanting one of these: The-BackUp | The Bedside Gun Rack

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