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Jokes/Interweb Things Thread, Overheard in a corridor just now in Fun Stuff; TA working with a group of 4-5 pupils on maths, asks the question; TA: "If there are 80 legs, how ...
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    Overheard in a corridor just now

    TA working with a group of 4-5 pupils on maths, asks the question;

    TA: "If there are 80 legs, how many spiders are there?"
    Pupil: "Ooho OOOHH that'd be 10 spiders miss!"

    *pauses for thought*

    Pupil: "Unless, some of them had had some legs pulled off!"


    I chuckled as I walked on down the corridor

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    Perfect logic

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pete10141748 View Post
    Pupil: "Unless, some of them had had some legs pulled off!"
    Keep an eye on that child...

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    Yes, budding serial killer.

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    Maybe a bit of harsh discipline is in order for those spiders. They spend too much time on the web these days.

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    Groan....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mako View Post
    Maybe a bit of harsh discipline is in order for those spiders. They spend too much time on the web these days.
    Another terrible thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jinnantonnixx View Post
    Another terrible thread.
    Not sure if lame joke or statement...

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    Are you pulling my leg?

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    Quote Originally Posted by X-13 View Post
    Not sure if lame joke or statement...
    ...he's just drawing you into his web of confusion...

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    Quote Originally Posted by witch View Post
    ...he's just drawing you into his web of confusion...
    [lame spider based joke]


    OH, GOG... Why can't I make jokes?!?!?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by X-13 View Post
    [lame spider based joke]


    OH, GOG... Why can't I make jokes?!?!?!
    You can find some on the web.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jinnantonnixx View Post
    You can find some on the web.
    I'm getting too wrapped up in these spider/web puns... I'm even shunning my work.

    If my boss walks past, it'll be a sticky situation.





    [/abscond]

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    Quote Originally Posted by X-13 View Post
    [lame spider based joke]


    OH, GOG... Why can't I make jokes?!?!?!
    GOG, like AraGOG the spider from harry potter?

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    I had a gut feeling as I was flying past this thread this morning that puns were taking place. I could feel the tremors of it, so I looked down the Latest Posts and spider* likely candidate.

    *spied a. Geddit? Geddit?

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