Ladies and gentlemen, I present you with yet another Amazon work of art to rival the wolves t-shirt.
'Photographic print of woman rejecting plate of food' is a masterpiece of Amazon naffness upholding the highest traditions of the Amazon trading empire:

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Photographic Print of Woman rejecting a plate of food from Science Photo Library: Amazon.co.uk: Kitchen & Home

As usual you have to read the comments to bring this silent work of genius to life.