+ Post New Thread
Results 1 to 2 of 2
Jokes/Interweb Things Thread, The Skydiver in Fun Stuff; ...
  1. #1
    salan's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Posts
    384
    Thank Post
    41
    Thanked 42 Times in 28 Posts
    Rep Power
    27

    The Skydiver

    I get these sent to me every day from a site called joke of the day:

    A skydiver is enjoying his free-fall, when he realizes that he has reached the altitude where he must open his parachute, he pulls the ripcord, but nothing happens. “No problem,” he says to himself, “I still have my emergency chute.” So he pulls the ripcord on his emergency parachute, and once again, nothing happens. Now the man begins to panic. “What am I going to do?” He thinks. “I’m a goner.”

    Just then, he sees a man flying up from the earth toward him. He can’t figure out where this man is coming from or what he’s doing, but he says to himself, “I hope he can help me. If he can’t, then I’m in real trouble.” When the man gets close enough to him, the skydiver cups his hands and shouts, “Hey, do you know anything about parachutes?”

    The man coming up cups his hands and yells back, “No! Do you know anything about gas stoves?”

  2. #2

    Join Date
    Mar 2010
    Location
    Leeds
    Posts
    418
    Thank Post
    77
    Thanked 46 Times in 41 Posts
    Rep Power
    18
    did you just steal this from Radio 2? its a well known tommy cooper joke.

SHARE:
+ Post New Thread

Similar Threads

  1. Anyone use the Bromcom system?
    By tarquel in forum MIS Systems
    Replies: 38
    Last Post: 25th May 2007, 04:11 PM
  2. How are the rest of your schools connected?
    By Dos_Box in forum General Chat
    Replies: 24
    Last Post: 8th August 2005, 10:42 AM
  3. Parental Consent to use the internet at school
    By mark in forum School ICT Policies
    Replies: 20
    Last Post: 24th June 2005, 11:18 AM
  4. The KiXtart free-format scripting language
    By ninjabeaver in forum Downloads
    Replies: 10
    Last Post: 16th June 2005, 12:11 PM
  5. Adding you links to the downloads section.
    By edugeekadmin in forum Downloads
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 14th June 2005, 07:44 AM

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •