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    Mattx Joke

    Mattx was telling a girl in the pub about his uncanny ability to guess the day a woman was born just by feeling her bosom.

    "Really?" she said. "Go on then... Try."

    After about 30 seconds of him fondling she began to lose patience.

    "Come on," she demanded, "When was I born?"

    "Yesterday?" replied Mattx

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    Hahaha

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    The only thing missing from that story is this:


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    Whats a bosom ?

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    Isn't that part of a ships crew?

    Btw I know it isn't lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mattx View Post
    Whats a bosom ?
    Do you mean one of these? Possum - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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    No... One of these besom

    The girl must have been witch


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