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    Golf is a game

    Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods meet in a bar. Woods turns to Wonder and says, "How's the singing career going?" Wonder says, "Not so bad. How's the golf?"

    Woods replies, "Not too bad. I've had some problems with my swing but I think I've got that going right now."

    Stevie says, "I always find that when my swing goes wrong I need to stop playing for a while and not think about it. Then the next time I play it seems to be alright." Tiger says, "You play golf?"

    Stevie says, "Yes. I've been playing for years." Tiger says, "But you're blind. How can you play golf if you can't see?"

    Stevie says, "I get my caddie to stand in the middle of the fairway and call to me. I listen for the sound of his voice and play the ball towards him. Then, when I get to where the ball lands, the caddie moves to the green or further down the fairway and again I play the ball towards his voice."

    "But how do you putt?" asks Tiger.

    "Well, I get my caddie to lean down in front of the hole and call to me with his head on the ground, and I just play the ball towards his voice", says Stevie.

    Tiger asks, "What is your handicap?" Stevie says, "I'm a scratch golfer."

    Tiger, incredulous, says to Stevie, "We've got to play a round sometime." Stevie says, "Well, people don't take me seriously, so I only play for money, and never play for less than $10,000 a hole."

    Tiger thinks about it and says, "OK, I'm game for that. When would you like to play?"

    And Stevie says, "Pick a night."

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    hehe, nice

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