[Joke] Impossibilities in the world

[sippo]

Impossibilities in the world


1. You can't count your hair.
2. You can't wash your eyes with soap.
3. You can't breathe when your tongue is out











Come on be honest, who tried number 3?! You fools.

[NikChillin]

How'd you know then?

[sonofsanta]

Well perhaps this was a plan to make me look daft at my desk, but I can do number 3 fine. Do I win at evolution?

[Domino]

Well perhaps this was a plan to make me look daft at my desk, but I can do number 3 fine. Do I win at evolution?

Did you read the whole post..?

[sonofsanta]

Did you read the whole post..?

er... no

[Gerry]

Impossibilities in the world


1. You can't count your hair.
2. You can't wash your eyes with soap.
3. You can't breathe when your tongue is out

1. Yes you can. Pull one hair out at a time...
2. You can easily wash the cornea, though cleaning around the back might be a bit more painful...
3. I can't breathe underwater or in a vacuum when my tongue is out so I suppose it's partly true.

[Oaktech]

1. Yes you can. Pull one hair out at a time...
2. You can easily wash the cornea, though cleaning around the back might be a bit more painful...
3. I can't breathe underwater or in a vacuum when my tongue is out so I suppose it's partly true.

You can't do any of these things without being accused of crimes against humanity...

Remind me not to p1ss you off!

[shenley]

3. It is very easy to breathe through your mouth when your tongue is out.

[TMODAlpha]

3. It is very easy to breathe through your mouth when your tongue is out.

Read the whole post, it got me too :-\ lol

[shenley]

Read the whole post, it got me too :-\ lol

I did read the whole post, including the line after a few blanks. I don't see why 3 is listed as an impossibility; I've never felt foolish with my tongue out.

[Lee91]

haha, got me!

[TMODAlpha]

I did read the whole post, including the line after a few blanks. I don't see why 3 is listed as an impossibility; I've never felt foolish with my tongue out.

I did when a load of year 9's looked at me while I did it. Not so good.

[LeightonJames]

Why you little <choking>

Yes you got me!! haha