[Joke] AWT

[laserblazer]

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuffed inside Anthony Worrall Thompson's Jacket

[tech_guy]

A friend was in Waitrose last night and he swears he saw Nigella Lawson walk out with two melons under her jumper....

[korifugi]

I've heard they're giving AWT a new T.V. show - Ready, Steady, Crook

[laserblazer]

Antony Worral Thomson is accused of stealing ten bottles of wine.
The Crown Prosecution Service said he'd have to go away and nick two more bottles before they could make a case of it...

[TechMonkey]

What I can't believe is he was so reckless they managed to film him taking the cheese!! He should have done it much more Caerphilly!!

[stevenewman]

"Welcome to Ready Steady Cook! Antony you had £5 to spend - what's in your bag? "

"Organic chicken, lingoustines, rice, stock, wine , scallops, onions, garlic, stilton, brie, goat's cheese 3 bottles of cava and a bottle of blue nun.....and I have £5.00 left over."