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    Red face Texts from Bennett

    These are text messages I exchange with my 17 year old cousin Bennett. He is a white boy that thinks he's a Crip, works at Amoco, has a girlfriend named Mercedes, and is one of the most unintentionally funny and brilliant souls on the planet.
    He has no idea I do this blog. Yes, this is 100% real.

    Although the rest of the conversations are NSFW on the whole this blog is quite funny and a good way to waste ten minutes or so.

    Texts From Bennett

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    lol thanks for that

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    Brilliant! Made me chuckle, thanks.

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    Filtered... booooo!

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    Damn you autocorect is an good way to end up crying with laughter. NSFW http://www.damnyouautocorrect.com

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    I love DYA!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CHR1S View Post
    Filtered... booooo!
    Quote Originally Posted by from the picture verbatim
    Bennett: man i hop over my neighbors fence today and got bit by a rockwilder. im gonna feed it poisonus dog treats!

    person: Where are you going to get poisonoud dog treats?

    Bennett: dats da problem. my hook up is out of them....do U know anyone who can get some?

    person: No Bennett.

    Bennet: im gonna throw it a frisby dipped in poison then
    There you go.

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    Both blocked here grr!!

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    That is one special kid.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by X-13 View Post
    There you go.
    I did mean the website, but thanks anyway,

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    thats going to make my day go a bit easier

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    I would like to get one of those 'rockwilders' - they sound awesome!
    Very funny - thanks for that

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    I read through all of these the other day. The guy who made the site has a lot more paitence that I do.

    I would have slapped Bennett a long time ago.

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