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27th November 2011, 10:09 AM #1
Typing Just Like Actors On TV/Films
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27th November 2011, 12:01 PM #2
that is classic.
although i dont see where in there i could create a vb gui to trace the criminals ip
28th November 2011, 10:48 AM #3
Does it still work even if a colleague starts typing on the same keyboard to increase our reaction speed and productivity?
28th November 2011, 11:04 AM #4
It only works like that if you have it projected on to a piece of glass in front of you, so one of you can touch the glass to highlight things and drag them about while you type in the code on the keyboard.
Originally Posted by sonofsanta
this one appears buggy though, i seem to be missing the "decrypt communications" button and accompanying beeps and also the "97.32% positive match" icon when i search for anything on any database
28th November 2011, 11:24 AM #5
Ha, excellent, next time a student comes in to the server room I'm going to start bashing the keys like a chimp whilst talking him and not looking at the screen....!
28th November 2011, 11:29 AM #6
whats that got to do with this thread, don't you already.....ahhh you see where i'm going with this
Originally Posted by tech_guy
28th November 2011, 11:34 AM #7
It also doesn't have a security camera snapshot enhancement feature, so that from a 2 pixel image i can do facial recognition
28th November 2011, 11:50 AM #8
you need to but the CSI upgrade pack for that
Originally Posted by Greenbeast
On a side-note, what exactly does that code do? what is the program/function it is typing?
28th November 2011, 11:53 AM #9
Brilliant! I'm crying with laughter...
28th November 2011, 12:48 PM #10
It also appears to be lacking the "Download entire harddrive in 3 seconds" functionallity as well as the "Send massive picture/video" to a remote PDA/Phone instantaniously" feature....
28th November 2011, 01:01 PM #11
Part of the Linux kernel.
Originally Posted by MK-2
28th November 2011, 01:23 PM #12
anyone else with a better answer?
Originally Posted by webman
28th November 2011, 01:25 PM #13
It's part of the Construct program from the Matrix..
It's the part that gives Neo Guns, Lots of Guns
28th November 2011, 02:18 PM #14
Courtesy of TRON Legacy: How do you kill a running process that has hijacked your top-spec operating system? Grep it. Yeah, real effective....
28th November 2011, 02:24 PM #15
Still better than "UPLOAD VIRUS" for ID4..
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