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    Typing Just Like Actors On TV/Films

    Link: Hacker Typer

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    that is classic.
    although i dont see where in there i could create a vb gui to trace the criminals ip

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    Does it still work even if a colleague starts typing on the same keyboard to increase our reaction speed and productivity?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonofsanta View Post
    Does it still work even if a colleague starts typing on the same keyboard to increase our reaction speed and productivity?
    It only works like that if you have it projected on to a piece of glass in front of you, so one of you can touch the glass to highlight things and drag them about while you type in the code on the keyboard.

    this one appears buggy though, i seem to be missing the "decrypt communications" button and accompanying beeps and also the "97.32% positive match" icon when i search for anything on any database

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    Ha, excellent, next time a student comes in to the server room I'm going to start bashing the keys like a chimp whilst talking him and not looking at the screen....!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tech_guy View Post
    Ha, excellent, next time a student comes in to the server room I'm going to start bashing the keys like a chimp whilst talking him and not looking at the screen....!
    whats that got to do with this thread, don't you already.....ahhh you see where i'm going with this

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    It also doesn't have a security camera snapshot enhancement feature, so that from a 2 pixel image i can do facial recognition

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    Quote Originally Posted by Greenbeast View Post
    It also doesn't have a security camera snapshot enhancement feature, so that from a 2 pixel image i can do facial recognition
    you need to but the CSI upgrade pack for that

    On a side-note, what exactly does that code do? what is the program/function it is typing?

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    Brilliant! I'm crying with laughter...

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    It also appears to be lacking the "Download entire harddrive in 3 seconds" functionallity as well as the "Send massive picture/video" to a remote PDA/Phone instantaniously" feature....

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    Quote Originally Posted by MK-2 View Post
    On a side-note, what exactly does that code do? what is the program/function it is typing?
    Part of the Linux kernel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by webman View Post
    Part of the Linux kernel.
    anyone else with a better answer?


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    It's part of the Construct program from the Matrix..
    It's the part that gives Neo Guns, Lots of Guns

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    Courtesy of TRON Legacy: How do you kill a running process that has hijacked your top-spec operating system? Grep it. Yeah, real effective....

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    Still better than "UPLOAD VIRUS" for ID4..

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