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Jokes/Interweb Things Thread, You just couldn't make this up!! Chapter 2 in Fun Stuff; Originally Posted by Dos_Box I have a clear concience. It wasn't me who made you think that way. One could ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dos_Box View Post
    I have a clear concience. It wasn't me who made you think that way.
    One could argue that you, as the writer of the original comment, planted the seed for my subconscious thoughts to be expressed in my reply...

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    I think your brain needs to get out for some brisk excersise in this nice cool autumn air

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dos_Box View Post
    I think your brain needs to get out for some brisk excersise in this nice cool autumn air
    Whats "excersise" when its at home??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gatt View Post
    One could argue that you, as the writer of the original comment, planted the seed
    you should be ashamed of yourself with comments like that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MK-2 View Post
    you should be ashamed of yourself with comments like that!
    Oh dear god...

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    Quote Originally Posted by LosOjos View Post


    How the hell does one become trapped in a clothes horse?! Did she not have any friends with more strength than a gnat?!

    Hand on heart, I have been trapped in a clothes horse. What's more, I was entrapped not alone, but with a friend from next door. In the same clothes horse. At the same time.

    It was about 1977, however, and we were both young and foolish. As I recall (and memory is hazy) we couldn't get out without the assistance of a third party. My mum rescued us.

    I still remember the noise of the clothes horse as it snared its prey, it was a creaky old wooden one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jinnantonnixx View Post
    Hand on heart, I have been trapped in a clothes horse. What's more, I was entrapped not alone, but with a friend from next door in the same clothes horse.

    It was about 1977, however, and we were both young and foolish. As I recall (and memory is hazy) we couldn't get out without the assistance of a third party. My mum rescued us.

    I still remember the noise of the clothes horse as it snared its prey, it was a creaky old wooden one.
    Don't suppose you remember where it was purchased from do you? Could do with a sturdy clothes horse; if it's good enough for trapping children, it's good enough for me!*


    *NOTE: I am NOT a child snatcher.









    Anymore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jinnantonnixx View Post
    Palm on face, I have been trapped in a clothes horse.
    There you go, I fixed your quote. You're welcome

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    Whenever I see a story like that, I wonder about the potential future employer googling that persons name and discovering that they are a complete fork-wit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mats View Post
    Whenever I see a story like that, I wonder about the potential future employer googling that persons name and discovering that they are a complete fork-wit.
    ^This.

    It's also why I'm, partially, not surprised about teenage unemployment.



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