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    WOULD YOU SURVIVE A NUKE ?

    Stick in your post code.....

    would i survive a nuke .com

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    Cool...

    "You're alive! ... but not for long.

    The heat from the blast has caused head to toe second degree burns.You'll probably die within the coming weeks from radiation sickness...."

    Great. Thanks. That's cheered me up after a bad week at work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tech_guy View Post
    Cool...

    "You're alive! ... but not for long.

    The heat from the blast has caused head to toe second degree burns.You'll probably die within the coming weeks from radiation sickness...."

    Great. Thanks. That's cheered me up after a bad week at work.
    Well I'm nursing a bottle of red this evening - and I've been off 3 days [ leave ] ......but still scripting away various programs in the evening - how sad is that ?
    Managed a few hours on MW3 this PM though.

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    Yay I live just on the outside edge of the bast. I'll get a packet of marshmallows added to the emergency food box.

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    I'm dead...

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    I'm sorry to hear that Gelnnda, hope you get better soon.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by mattx View Post
    I'm sorry to hear that Gelnnda, hope you get better soon.....
    lol i'm within distance of London, Crawley, Littlehampton, aldershot and slough!

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    Face it, Slough deserves to be nuked. I should know, I worked there for a year once.
    Christ, thats going back over twenty years thinking about it.....Excuse me while I go off and get depressed for a while.....

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    Alive! but do you want to be?
    You live in the middle of no where or are lucky. The planet isnt looking good though. Get ready for some great skiing in the incoming nuclear winter!
    yay!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mattx View Post
    Face it, Slough deserves to be nuked. I should know, I worked there for a year once.
    Christ, thats going back over twenty years thinking about it.....Excuse me while I go off and get depressed for a while.....
    thats before i was born i'm the furthest away from that! Crawley (gatwick really) is my closest!

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    Thanks - that makes me even feel more depressed now !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mattx View Post
    Thanks - that makes me even feel more depressed now !!
    Sorry!!!

    Just think - i current line manage somebody who has a son who is older then me!

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    I would survive all but the dinosaur extinction meteor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mattx View Post
    Face it, Slough deserves to be nuked. I should know, I worked there for a year once.
    Christ, thats going back over twenty years thinking about it.....Excuse me while I go off and get depressed for a while.....
    and if you nuke london just think less bankers and politicians that should make the world a much better place

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    Population: >100k
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    Meteor = Dead.
    Tsar Bomba/Castle Bravo = Alive, but not for long.
    Peacekeeper/Fatman = Alive.


    12 miles from Westminster... I need to move.

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