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    I'd be ok as long as they were only tossing around 15 megatons at a time. Though the rumour round these parts were that as we have a small but usable port near us we were a target. Most peoples idea seemed to be pack up the car, park in the port and watch the light show. Better to get it over and done with minimum fuss

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    does it just base it on a nuke falling on the nearest cities to you? if so, i'm dead if it lands in nottingham, and similarly dead if it lands in birmingham, leicester or sheffield.
    the more telling question is what happened to judgement day for the robots to decide sheffield and nottingham were a threat!

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    welp, I'm boned.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MK-2 View Post
    does it just base it on a nuke falling on the nearest cities to you? if so, i'm dead if it lands in nottingham, and similarly dead if it lands in birmingham, leicester or sheffield.
    the more telling question is what happened to judgement day for the robots to decide sheffield and nottingham were a threat!
    Strangely enough though - Derby is mostly fine. Obviously not important enough (What about Rolls Royce though?)

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    You live in the middle of no where or are lucky. The planet isnt looking good though. Get ready for some great skiing in the incoming nuclear winter!

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    Quote Originally Posted by korifugi View Post
    Strangely enough though - Derby is mostly fine. Obviously not important enough (What about Rolls Royce though?)
    Exactly, with the 18 arms the people of Derby would each grow the Rolls Royce output would be phenomenal. Either that or the cyborgs just decided to go with a different engine

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    If I'm at work, I die a slow agonising death from second degree burns and radiation poisoning.

    If I'm at home, I'm completely fine.

    Do you reckon the Head will sign that off as a reason to permanently work from home?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MK-2 View Post
    Exactly, with the 18 arms the people of Derby would each grow the Rolls Royce output would be phenomenal. Either that or the cyborgs just decided to go with a different engine
    Exactly - I'm annoyed that good industrial business is always going out to other countries. If there's going to be an uprising of computers against their human opressors I'd like to think we'd at least get some of the business

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    Yes, but since it would mean the complete destruction of Swindon I'd consider it to be a noble death.

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    i'm dead... unless i'm at my boss's house... he lives less than 4 minutes away from a convenient nuclear bunker!

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    Quote Originally Posted by korifugi View Post
    Exactly - I'm annoyed that good industrial business is always going out to other countries. If there's going to be an uprising of computers against their human opressors I'd like to think we'd at least get some of the business
    I wonder if any skilled polish cyborgs will be brought over. [/wildlyofftopic]

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    Quote Originally Posted by MK-2 View Post
    I wonder if any skilled polish cyborgs will be brought over. [/wildlyofftopic]
    Blummin' foreigners - coming over here, stealin' our oppression. [/tangent_time!]

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    I'd survive anything up to a 1Mt Minuteman hitting London.

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