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    Confiscated in the Houses of Parliament

    Stuff the Met have confiscated from public visiting parliament: science putty, sellotape & a riding crop. Hooray for security theatre.

    http://www.met.police.uk/foi/pdfs/di...1080000907.pdf

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    why would they confiscate a childs police helmet? and also snow shoes?

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    but then also, why would you take that stuff in lol!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little-Miss View Post
    but then also, why would you take that stuff in lol!!
    fair point why did 9 people take in say light bulbs or a sleeping bag(well i suppose pollitics is dull) and a pot plant why would you take that in?

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    Mud larking? (I assume they mean metal detector and spade).

    Science Pulty?? Baloons??? It's nice to see the police can spell!

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    Magic Wand?

    Is that some kind of last resort to get us out of the financial problems???

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    Quote Originally Posted by sted View Post
    fair point why did 9 people take in say light bulbs or a sleeping bag(well i suppose pollitics is dull) and a pot plant why would you take that in?
    Light bulbs? for inspiration perhaps, sleeping bag? ever watched prime ministers question time? it's so BORING! pot plant? All who work there are a littly potty!
    Perhaps they had previously been shopping..

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    Broom stick!!!! So which member of parliament uses that to commute?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NikChillin View Post
    Broom stick!!!! So which member of parliament uses that to commute?
    perhaps it was rammed up their bottom to make it look like they had a spine?

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    Surprised more eggs were not confiscated......


    ....and why would anyone take in weedkiller, I wonder.......?

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    11 cans of shaving foam... why? in the same month

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