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    Friday Joke

    A few of them this week:


    Did you hear about the farmer who won the Nobel Prize?
    He was out standing in his field.


    An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"
    "Yes."
    "Oui."
    "SŪ."
    "Ja."



    I got an e-mail saying 'At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!'
    I thought, "That's just spam."


    When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate.
    When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."
    He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling." So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."
    Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."

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    All terrible. Well done.

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    The Beethoven joke is very funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tech_guy View Post
    The Beethoven joke is very funny.
    Look up Monty Python's 'Decomposing Composers' song.

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    Have you heard of the mountain range once thought to exist just beyond The Appalachians?

    It was called The Extrapolations.


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