Very good poem
Very good poem
Did you wonder why I am called 'Witch'?!!!
You mean it is nothing to do with you dancing naked when there is a full moon? Jake will be disappointed.
I always wondered how you managed to get some many staff and get sims to work and why you are never around at the weekends
As im only an underling, i guess im only an Apprentice
The rituals are secret, and I couldnt possibly reveal what I do, or do not do, at the full moon!
There may, however, be chains involved, which could please Jake.
Best way to get rid of Jehovah's Witnesses? Invite them in to join you in your coven's sacrificing of a goat ... a friend did this ... it also helped that he was getting ready for a fancy dress comp (Pratchett based) and was wearing his Druid costume (including holding the ceremonial dagger with fake blood on it!)
Covens are over rated ... usually full of wannabe mystics that annoy the real wiccans and white witches ... and there is never any nakedness ... apparently.
Don't usually cruise this forum but stumbled across this thread about my blog.
It has since been added to. As I stagger towards the setting sun of my career, I am finding it disturbingly cathartic to offload lots of little bits of resentment and frustration which have built up over the years. I wasn't aware that more than 3 people had read any of my first post but it has been joined by a couple of others on bullying, assessment, the status of ICT and the hell of going on government initiative training courses.
Ta for nice comment, Russ.
PS if yuo want to lose the Witnesses on your doorstep and for some reason you are not dressed as one of Satan's minions (it can happen), try :
a: tell them you are RC and it is a mortal sin to speak to them
b: tell them you are a member of the Mormon/Latter Day Saints Church and ask if they have ever wondered why the world is so cruel and harsh and ask if they would like to come in and see the magazine you have....
It doesn't work... I tell that to them because it is the truth, but it still doesn't get rid of themOriginally Posted by becktonboy
You've really got to BELIEVE it will work tho'! Don't you work in IT??
Nobody *WORKS* in IT ... we just loiter around all day thinking up ways to frighten Jehovah's Innocent Bystanders if the dare darken are doors.
That is another that annoys me more than Witnesses ... naff TV advert telling you by doing a course with $TrainingCompany you can get a job in IT where you will earn £50k a year and have girls draping themselves over your desk (or blokes draping themselves over your desk ... or sheep ... after all we shouldn't judge!)
Now, Let's see:(or blokes draping themselves over your desk ... or sheep ... after all we shouldn't judge!)
Mentally speaking, not much difference
Physically - couldnt possibly comment
I don't think anyone has ever draped themselves over my desk...Ah, that would be because I don't earn £50k a year!
“Covens are over rated ... usually full of wannabe mystics that annoy the real wiccans and white witches ..."
You can say that again, I gave up looking for a decent one years ago.
The nakedness bit is true in some groves. I keep away from those my self. Some are just about getting drunk and doing silly things.
They'd have to find my desk under it's pile of paper, books and useful things first!Originally Posted by WITCH
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