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Jokes/Interweb Things Thread, The Anti-Theft Sandwich Bag in Fun Stuff; Genius! Link : http://www.thinkofthe.com/product.ph...eft-lunch-bags Anti-Theft Lunch Bags are zipper bags that have green splotches printed on both sides, making your ...
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    The Anti-Theft Sandwich Bag

    Genius!

    Link: http://www.thinkofthe.com/product.ph...eft-lunch-bags

    Anti-Theft Lunch Bags are zipper bags that have green splotches printed on both sides, making your freshly prepared lunch look spoiled. Don't let a sticky-fingered coworker or schoolyard bully get away with lunch theft again!




    Perhaps this smiley would be more appropriate...

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    Wouldn't work where I work - my lunch would most likely end up being chucked in the trash can / bin before it was lunch time lol

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    Does not look anywhere near as bad as some of the things I have been finding in the holidays thus far!

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    Awesome, just need to come up with something that can stop people stealing my bloody milk lol.

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    Get full fat milk not many people want that!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nicholab View Post
    Get full fat milk not many people want that!!
    I have sometimes, and that goes too, whatever milk is in the fridge they will steal.

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    A friend of mine puts a label on her milk stating that it has had special drugs added to help her manage her condition and so it must not be taken by anyone else as the contents could be dangerous. She has printed the labels and they look very professional.

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    Quote Originally Posted by witch View Post
    A friend of mine puts a label on her milk stating that it has had special drugs added to help her manage her condition and so it must not be taken by anyone else as the contents could be dangerous. She has printed the labels and they look very professional.
    Thats awesome :-)

    Does she not get loads of questions like

    "What's wrong with you?"

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    pee into the milk. dont drink that one and let others drink it. once they have, tell them, and let them then play a game of russian roulette with the milk from then on

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    Quote Originally Posted by MK-2 View Post
    pee into the milk. dont drink that one and let others drink it. once they have, tell them, and let them then play a game of russian roulette with the milk from then on
    Ha ha, something along those lines has crossed my mind.

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    lemon juice in your milk, makes it go off. or laxatives

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    I just write death threats all over my milk and food with a black marker. They know not to mess with tech_guy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flakes View Post
    lemon juice in your milk, makes it go off. or laxatives
    Trouble is I want to drink the milk myself haha

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    Go for the laxatives option then when people phone you up you can say you're too busy downloading something at the moment to help.....

    ;-)

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    I believe the traditional term for that, which works very well for us networking types, is "laying cable".

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