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    You could not make this up!


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    that's magic...

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    I want to see Sooty banged up with 'Johnnie Marbles' for 6 weeks.

    Ohoo it's tragic!

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    I was surprised at Sooty. Mind you, it's always the quiet ones....

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    I heard that it was not only Sooty....

    But another bloke who had a hand in it....


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    It seem's that perhaps the you can make it up.


    Daniels spoke to Sky News Radio this morning, playing down the story and insisting that his only injury was a small amount of pizza in his eye.

    "That was over a month ago, I wasn't hospitalised, I got pizza in my eye," he said. "It stung."

    He continued: "So on the way home I stopped off at a wonderful village hospital and the nurse said, 'Oh no, this will sting a minute', put a drop in and it was all over. It did sting for a minute and then it was gone.

    "The worse thing is that they've said Paul Daniels is in hospital. I am not. I am about to open at the Edinburgh Fringe this afternoon. I'm fine. I don't even know what this is really about other than there's no other news for The Sun journalists."

    Joking about the recent hacking scandals surrounding The Sun's owner News International, he said: "I had a great tweet. 'Delete all your old voicemails and then they'll catch up with the news'."

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    So he decided to sweep away all the rumours?

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    I once saw Paul Daniels in town. He's a really good magician - he walked down the street and turned into a shop.



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