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    Unlikely Story Of The Day...

    Today I was approached by Beyonce who had just finished setting up at the studio. She said to me, "Excuse me hon. You haven't seen my phone have you? It's pink with a 'Bubblicious' cover on it."

    I said, "No, sorry. Have you tried calling it?"

    She said, "No. I put it on silent."

    I said, "If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it."


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    Woh-oh-ohh, very good

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    I must've just missed you, DaveP...

    Cos I saw her too, and she asked me to be security for a small part of her entourage...

    When I asked who I'd be guarding,

    She said "All the single ladies"

    too!!!

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