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    Smile [Not Actually A Joke But Doesn't Fit Elsewhere] Country Song Titles [Some Not So PC!]

    1. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
    2. How Can I Miss You, If You Won't Go Away?
    3. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven, And Your Buns In Bed
    4. I Keep Forgetten I Forgot About You
    5. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself, Or Go Bowling
    6. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger
    7. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
    8. I Just Bought a Car From a Guy That Stole My Girl, but The Car Don't Run; so I figure we Got An Even Deal
    9. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth, Cause I m Kissing You Good-bye
    10. I Liked You Better, Before I Knew You So Well
    11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin Better
    12. I Wouldn't Take Her To a Dog Fight, Cause I m Afraid She'd Win
    13. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
    14. I m So Miserable Without You, It s Like Having You Here
    15. Please Bypass this Heart?
    16. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
    17. Mama Get a Hammer ,There's a Fly On Papa's Head
    18. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
    19. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him
    17 is the one that makes me laugh the most.

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    11 and 19 are my favourites...

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    I Got Tears in My Ears From Lying on My Back Crying on My Pillow Over You
    Walk Out Backwards Slowly So I'll Think You're Walking In
    I've Got You on My Conscience But At Least You're Off My Back
    We Used to Just Kiss on the Lips But Now It's All Over **
    Ever Since I Said "I Do," There's a Lot of Things You Don't

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    A few more:
    1. Damn, The Tv's Gone
    2. I Could Still Hear The Music In The Restroom
    3. I Picked A Lemon From The Garden Of Love.
    4. If My Nose Was Running Money, I'd Blow It All On You
    5. If You Want Your Freedom Pdq, Divorce Me Cod
    6. I'm Sorry I Made You Cry, But At Least Your Face Is Clean
    7. O, Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Gate-Post Of Life
    8. Quit Leaving Your Carbon Footprints On The Floor Of My Diesel Truck.
    9. Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone
    10. There's A Tear In My Beer
    11. You Can Lock My Body Behind Bars But You Can't Keep My Face From Breaking Out
    12. A Flashlight Is A Case For Holding Dead Batteries.
    13. Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor On The Bedpost Overnight
    14. Don't Cry On My Shoulder, You're Rusting My Spurs
    15. Get Outta The Stable Mable Yer' Too Old To Horse Around!
    16. If My Baby Cooks As Good As She Looks, Then I'll Be Hungry All The Time
    17. If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Find Someone Who Will
    18. If You See Me Getting Smaller, It's 'Cause I'm Leaving You
    19. If Your Phone Doesn't Ring You'll Know It's Me
    20. It Aint Easy Being Easy
    21. Work Your Fingers To The Bone, What Do Ya Get? Boney Fingers

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    My favourite (and possibly apocryphal, but I choose to believe it's real)

    I got in at 2 with a 10 and woke up at 10 with a 2

    More or less sums up a Saturday night in Skegness tbh...!

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