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14th July 2011, 11:28 AM #1
By our librarian, who mistakenly took the wrong toner when I was away...
Whilst I was away from the school at a job interview, our librarian needed a new toner. She picked out the wrong one, and this is the poem she wrote of the event.
Best read in a southwest accent.
ODE TO TONER
My printer needed toner; I knew what I must do,
For Tony was in distant parts to start his life anew.
I wandered to the cupboard so I wouldn’t be a bother
But instead of getting Epson, I alighted on a Brother!
I took it from its packet and to the library flew,
But though I had the cyan, I still was feeling blue!
I realised my error, I had the perfect hue,
But a Brother ain’t an Epson, so what’s a girl to do?
I returned it to its wrapper, replaced it on the shelf,
I closed the door behind me and then removed myself.
But my conscience kept on pricking me; I knew that I’d been bad,
‘Cos you mess with Tony’s toner and all you’ll feel is sad!
And so I keep on ‘cyan’, for how things might have been
If I hadn’t been a plonker, and kept my fingers clean!
So please, forgive me Tony, I didn’t mean to do it’
But when it comes to toner..........I think I went and ‘blue’ it!!!!
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14th July 2011, 11:37 AM #2
14th July 2011, 11:40 AM #3
That ... IS ... SOOO ....GOOOD!!!
Did she come up with that randomly?
14th July 2011, 11:41 AM #4
If you read it in a Pam Ayres style, it is brilliant!
+1 rep for your librarian!
14th July 2011, 11:41 AM #5
Yeah, she does things like that randomly. She's awesome.
Originally Posted by SW-ICT
14th July 2011, 11:41 AM #6
Haha she should teach English I recon.
14th July 2011, 11:41 AM #7
Is there some way we can +REP the librarian
14th July 2011, 11:42 AM #8
- Rep Power
14th July 2011, 11:42 AM #9
That's fantastic. Most staff would have just blamed me for having the wrong toner in stock.
14th July 2011, 11:44 AM #10
Yeah, you'll have to pass on how impressed we all are...she's published now
Originally Posted by siuko
14th July 2011, 11:50 AM #11
14th July 2011, 11:50 AM #12
+1 for the librarian, I too read it in a Pam Ayres style excellent
14th July 2011, 01:18 PM #13
Brilliant if only all staff were so creative! Admission to taking something, humbleness, and an explanation all in one very well written poem - she should be published!
14th July 2011, 01:31 PM #14
Very good! pass the +rep onto the librarian for me
14th July 2011, 01:31 PM #15
aww librarians are always the nicest!
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