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    Definition of Decadent:

    One who possess only ten teeth.


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    Reminds me of this:

    • Avoidable \uh-voy'-duh-buhl\: What a bullfighter tries to do.
    • Baloney \buh-lo'-nee\: Where some hemlines fall
    • Bernadette \burn'-a-det\: The act of torching a mortgage
    • Burglarize \bur'-gler-ize\: What a crook sees with
    • Control \kon-trol'\: A short, ugly inmate
    • Counterfeiters \kown-ter-fit-ers \: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets
    • Eclipse \i-klips'\: what an English barber does for a living
    • Eyedropper \i'-drop-ur\: a clumsy ophthalmologist
    • Heroes \hee'-rhos\: what a guy in a boat does
    • Left Bank \left' bangk'\: what the robber did when his bag was full of loot
    • Misty \mis'-tee\: How golfers create divots
    • Paradox \par'-u-doks\: two physicians
    • Parasites \par'-uh-sites\: what you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
    • Pharmacist \farm'-uh-sist\: a helper on the farm
    • Polarize \po'-lur-ize\: what penguins see with
    • Primate \pri'-mat\: removing your spouse from in front of the TV
    • Relief \ree-leef'\: what trees do in the spring
    • Rubberneck \rub'-er-nek\: what you do to relax your wife
    • Seamstress \seem'-stres\: describes 250 pounds in a size six
    • Selfish \sel'-fish\: what the owner of a seafood store does
    • Subdued \sub-dood'\: like, a guy, like, works on one of those, like, submarines, man
    • Sudafed \sood'-a-fed\: bringing litigation against a government official

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    1/2 large intestine = 1 semicolon

    2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds

    10 cards = 1 decacards

    1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin

    1000 microphones = 1 phone

    1 million phones = 1 megaphone
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