[Joke] Friday Evening Joke

[DaveP]

Definition of Decadent:

One who possess only ten teeth.

[webman]

Definition of...

Intents: Camping holiday
Loofah: Distant toilet

[Gatt]

Reminds me of this:

• Avoidable \uh-voy'-duh-buhl\: What a bullfighter tries to do.
• Baloney \buh-lo'-nee\: Where some hemlines fall
• Bernadette \burn'-a-det\: The act of torching a mortgage
• Burglarize \bur'-gler-ize\: What a crook sees with
• Control \kon-trol'\: A short, ugly inmate
• Counterfeiters \kown-ter-fit-ers \: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets
• Eclipse \i-klips'\: what an English barber does for a living
• Eyedropper \i'-drop-ur\: a clumsy ophthalmologist
• Heroes \hee'-rhos\: what a guy in a boat does
• Left Bank \left' bangk'\: what the robber did when his bag was full of loot
• Misty \mis'-tee\: How golfers create divots
• Paradox \par'-u-doks\: two physicians
• Parasites \par'-uh-sites\: what you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
• Pharmacist \farm'-uh-sist\: a helper on the farm
• Polarize \po'-lur-ize\: what penguins see with
• Primate \pri'-mat\: removing your spouse from in front of the TV
• Relief \ree-leef'\: what trees do in the spring
• Rubberneck \rub'-er-nek\: what you do to relax your wife
• Seamstress \seem'-stres\: describes 250 pounds in a size six
• Selfish \sel'-fish\: what the owner of a seafood store does
• Subdued \sub-dood'\: like, a guy, like, works on one of those, like, submarines, man
• Sudafed \sood'-a-fed\: bringing litigation against a government official

[jinnantonnixx]

1/2 large intestine = 1 semicolon

2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds

10 cards = 1 decacards

1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin

1000 microphones = 1 phone

1 million phones = 1 megaphone