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Jokes/Interweb Things Thread, Thursday Joke (I'm not around tomorrow) in Fun Stuff; I've got loads of jokes about undelivered letters... But people just don't get them....
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    Thursday Joke (I'm not around tomorrow)

    I've got loads of jokes about undelivered letters...

    But people just don't get them.



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    I am going to start a campaign to stamp out this type of humour...

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    The irony of course being that to share that joke with us all he had to post it..........

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    Quote Originally Posted by CESIL View Post
    I am going to start a campaign to stamp out this type of humour...
    Please don't. Posters should be allowed to push the envelope.

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    Ill give you a Pat on the back for that one.

    Jess kidding, it was crap ;p

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    Two sausages in a pan one said “DARRMMM its hot in hear”
    The other one replies “OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE”

    Lame but I found it to be amusing
    Last edited by SW-ICT; 23rd June 2011 at 11:24 AM.

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    I went in to a trendy bar last night and asked for an Osama whiskey...

    When the barman asked how to make it I replied, it's easy - just two shots and a splash of water......

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    I’ll understand if that one doesn’t get your stamp of approval…But I thought the delivery was first class.

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    these puns are making me want to go postal on somebody. I'm serious someone's going to get a licking

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    I think we need to address your problems Liam. Just because you're mail doesn't mean it's a red letter day for violence.

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    This really is just a collection of bad jokes.

    (Hey, I tried..)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edu-IT View Post
    This really is just a collection of bad jokes.

    (Hey, I tried..)
    A case of "Return to Sender" on that one?............

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    Some of you are really abusing the post box here. Hopefully this is the last collection of such awful puns.


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    Quote Originally Posted by sonofsanta View Post
    Some of you are really abusing the post box here. Hopefully this is the last collection of such awful puns.

    Some of these lines have been 1st Class!

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    We are being FED EXcessive numbers of postal puns. I'm having no trouble putting UPS with them myself, but perhaps it is time for us to address other subjects? we should move on before we get couriered away.

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