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    Friday Joke

    My girlfriend is fed up of my constant wordplay jokes so I asked her:

    “What can I do to stop my addiction?”
    She said: “Whatever means necessary”

    “No it doesn’t”, I said.

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    Been done already I am sure!!! I swear I have seen it

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    Are you saying my puns are average? That's mean.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatmas View Post
    My girlfriend is fed up of my constant wordplay jokes so I asked her:

    “What can I do to stop my addiction?”
    She said: “Whatever means necessary”

    “No it doesn’t”, I said.
    Yeah....that was done the other day!

    Are you saying my puns are average? That's mean.
    That, however, is GENIUS!

    Wordplay of the HIGHEST order!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaximusR View Post
    The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop...

    Was done here, already!

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    My wife asked me for a double entendre, so I gave her one

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    Ahhhh too many people here go on Reddit.

    If it's not a Friday joke, it doesn't count

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    What's "Reddit"? Am I missing something?

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    It's full of viruses and spyware.

    Seriously though it's a user driven content site: reddit: the voice of the internet -- news before it happens

    Wiki: Reddit - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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    I have had a look...it seems I am not missing anything...



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